how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
Staff was taking six-month-old tiger cub Akaasha on her daily walk around the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom when she saw Mavrick, a 14-month-old Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. The pair examined each other from all angles possible - then the dolphin blew an approving bout of bubbles towards the tiger. [Article]
oh my god dolphins express approval by blowing bubbles
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.